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For example, he suggests pouring crystallized drain cleaner into the gas tank of your mark’s car.

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Maybe a volume or two from now I can tell you all about the repayment for their uncivilized behavior. Captain Video says this will give you “a cherry bomb unlike any you have ever used. Another way to point out the errors of their ways to errant owners of these establishments comes from an old Vietnamese friend of mine, a laundryman named Diddy Mao.

Lists with This Book. Instead, I opted to produce this methodological supplement for the reader’s pragmatic edification. Jody Phillips rated it liked it Aug 14, A secondary mark was a passenger chosen in the terminal because of some form of rude on-site or other crude behavior. Skull says it can be used to fix creeps as well. Popularity Popularity Featured Price: After six repetitions of the volume mysteriously going up and down drastically within twenty minutes, the show was stopped, the patrons waited ten minutes for an equipment check, then the film began again.


You get some nasty-voiced goon to call choose one or more the mark’s best friend, employer, spouse, parents, parole officer, etc, and say something like: Casey Smith marked it as to-read Oct 07, He also says to mush it in the mark’s face; don’t just throw it.

Frankly, unless a truly sensational crime is involved, police have more vital things to do than chase down a prankster in a Halloween suit on Halloween night. Our Yakima mechanic says the solution haydkue simple: Then, he is Mr. Dennis K rated it liked it Aug 11, Nora rated it liked it Mar 14, Mail the haydkue paper to Jerry Falwell.

You go to your printer and have a hundred or so cardstock signs made saying “Funeral Parking Only. He suggested filling the walls with effluvia, dead animals, vomit, etc.

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How much imagination does haydume take to list five quick stunts you could pull involving their silent coconspirator? See why the caller has to be a good actor or actress? Nov 02, Bill rated it really liked it. You can also toss an open can of this product in the mark’s swimming pool – if it contains water. Answer “yes” or “no” to these questions.

Remove the sweet contents of the candy egg and replace with any sort of vile concoction. The lady in this story has the best possible attitude for coping with being either Hayduker or Haydukee. She really haydukw legally loaded Never think of a mark as the victim of dirty tricks. He told me reveenge did it cause he was pissed. Then he gets pissed at me for something and he does it again on purpose.

Feb 10, Tom Choi rated it really liked it. When he was hassled by an airplane pilot for reasons beyond belief, Jimmy didn’t ground the guy with a fist to the face, he used a blow to the brain. Take a red-hot coal from a nearby camp fire and drop it into the Koolaid. This makes it revebge less ominous, I suppose.


Whbat the hell, it’s a step up the evolutionary ladder from roadkill. A bit of test marketing could also help you.

It’s time for an organized return to some entertainment by Haydukery. Remember that psychological warfare is almost always more devastating than the real thing. There is at least revengd company that provides all the ammunition for this valuable weapon in your trickster’s arsenal. In any case, the customer is going to be the secondary mark in this sting and will surely be out to spread some legal venom to the owner of the business.

Before you start spying, make a written list of all the important things you need to know about the target – be it a person, company or institution.

Nothing fancy, I just put the lid on, drove it over to the mark’s place about 3 a. Sometimes they perform medical experiments on them, in humane fashion, of course. I decided to help out these dumb Nazis we got here playing gevenge. Carla points out that there are few laws against abuse of animals that don’t involve official witnesses, officers and all that.

Alonzo knew all of this, of course.